i cant stop laughing this tweet is incredible
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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
That was truly an adventure
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Sometimes you just need starry-eyed Davy to tell you that you’re beautiful.
wearing these during sex
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